Allure?! What the heck is this???

Oh. What. The. F. is this business? I'm sorry, I love Jennifer Anniston. I think she's gorgeous, and usually (usually) her hair and makeup at events and premiers is DEAD ON. But this Allure cover? Oh no.

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Absolutely not. Ok first off the photoshopping is out of whack--she looks like a doll. Second, um, the teddy bear? Cause whoa creepy. Also a no. Her makeup is ok...just ok. The hair is a really weird color. Oh, everything about this is just all wrong. And that makes me sad. The article claims this is supposed to be a "fun 60s and 70s look" but it OBVIOUSLY missed that mark.

I am a devoted Allure subscriber, but this cover shoot is an epic fail. There is one nice pic in the set if you want to see more at Allure.com HERE.